A grey and black Puppillar calls in, fluttering their wings in nervous agitation.
"My magical ability usually lets me communicate with spiders!" Lanius barked, pushing their glasses back up their snout with a paw. "But since this whole thing started, I can only talk to SCORPIONS!" They sniffed.
"I mean, they're still arachnids, so that's something," they continued. "But how will I ask my pet spider what type of tea she wants each day? She's so particular!"
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A grey and black Puppillar calls in, fluttering their wings in nervous agitation.
"My magical ability usually lets me communicate with spiders!" Lanius barked, pushing their glasses back up their snout with a paw. "But since this whole thing started, I can only talk to SCORPIONS!" They sniffed.
"I mean, they're still arachnids, so that's something," they continued. "But how will I ask my pet spider what type of tea she wants each day? She's so particular!"
They dissolve into hiccupping sobs on the line.
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